
If you’ve ever had a really late night, full of insomnia and crappy television, you’ve seen informercials about natural remedies, common cures, and things THEY don’t want you to know (it’s always THEY, isn’t it?). Kevin Trudeau, Calcium salts, homeopathic remedies, ayurvedic remedies, YOGA, all kinds of buzzwords and glossary-needing situations. If you don’t have medical insurance and you have a big splinter - cut some banana peel and stick it on the affected area, tape it and call us in the morning. No, don’t, but you get the idea. There are a whole pack of wild remedy websites, and we’re always here for ya, babe. It’s all about figuring out what works for you, and what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right? Or sicker. Whichever.
Home Remedies:
Herbal and kitchen home remedy site, A-Z index, and causes of ailments under each category. Seems like “oil of clove” is the all-purpose panacea. Maybe we should invest.
Granny remedies, this is an extremely hilarious site. I can have frighteningly smelly armpits (hey, I’m a mother of an infant, I don’t have time to slather myself with lavish deodorants, only DIY projects and raising child!), and I read from this site that rubbing potatoes on the stench will make them smell good. Wow. That seems like adding fuel to the fire. Potatoes and B.O. = Axe? I think not.
Homemade medicine, does not list pot as a treatment for glaucoma. Makes you automatically suspicious, doesn’t it?
Common Terms, defined:
Homeopathy - Treatments developed by the process of “like treating like” to ‘cure’ or lessen the wrath of an illness/malady. If you eat raw belladonna, you’ll get a migraine and probably a rash, but administered in tiny doses, it can treat those symptoms. I don’t know what universe uses that logic system, but Homeopathy reigns there.
Avurveda - Ancient Indian health care. Involves healthy living, various therapies, and panchakarma (which is basically five treatments for broad ailments), which are then separated by the type of person you are, and broken into various methods of treatment. Since regulation of Ayurvedic medicine is common here in the US, generally it’s limited to herbal supplements, massages with oils, incense and all that jazz. Nothing fatal, damn! Use this site to figure out whether you’re a pitta or a vata. Or maybe you fancy yourself a kapha.
Holistic Medicine - Combination of treatments based on the idea that everything which is microcosmic, relates to, but doesn’t completely sum up a whole. Very alternative, and groovy man. Usually involves acupuncture, ayurveda, Siddha, chiropractic, naturopathy, yoga, aromatherapy, homeopathy, massage, Tai Chi, Chinese herbology, medicinal herbs, and Prolotherapy. New agey.
These are just a few references that can interest you in DIY alternative medicine, if needles and prescriptions aren’t your thing. Not to mention insurance, copays, specialist fees, premiums, it’s messy business folks!
{NOTE!} You should consult a professional before getting yourself into something, but there are resources to do that for free on the web, so look into that if you’re intent on going completely DIY on this one. We don’t advocate anything but safety and knowledge in practicing DIY living, so use your brains! According to the FDA, nothing cures anything, so approach any of these sites with caution and a fat bag of “Fair Use” clauses in mind.
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