Indoor Pond

If you're somewhere between 23 and 29, you probably have a Koi fish tattooed on you somewhere. For those of you who have opted out of permanent ink, here's a cool project to build a pond to house those Japanese luckyfish that everyone loves so much. Even if you have a Koi on your bicep, it would be even more awesome to get a real one to hang out with. Build the pond, folks! Just watch out for Koi Moochers or Koi Bandits, and we don't mean your cousin Jimmy who steals crap out of your house. If you don't like fish, you can make the pond into a relaxing waterfall or some other Home Remedies-esque soothing-noise-machine.