MorpherSize Me!

(A Lady and a Gentleman Fused... Richard D. James-esque!)

Okay, if you've ever had a girlfriend that you'd love to have children with, because she's just THAT type of lady - but you worry about what your kids would turn out looking like... here's a nice site that can either confirm your worst fears of having the only ugly baby in the neighborhood (that you actually pay attention to), or you can sleep with a fabulous amount of ease. Any way it goes, if you have a beard, your kid is going to turn out heinous, according to Morphthing results. No hard feelings.